{"id":22967,"date":"2020-05-08T15:05:33","date_gmt":"2020-05-08T15:05:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/htb.com.pl\/?p=22967"},"modified":"2020-05-08T15:05:35","modified_gmt":"2020-05-08T15:05:35","slug":"kaczka-partaczka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/htb.com.pl\/?p=22967","title":{"rendered":"Kaczka partaczka"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Kaczka partaczka\" width=\"848\" height=\"477\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uZMsZm92zTc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Kaczka partaczka<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>W Warszawie opodal krzaczka,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>mieszka\u0142a kaczka partaczka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lecz zamiast przegl\u0105da\u0107 teczki,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>do ludzi robi\u0142a wycieczki.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Raz posz\u0142a do wicepremiera.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u0105downictwo mi doskwiera.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ten pogoni\u0142 oficera<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>i nic kaczki nie uwiera.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tu\u017c obok by\u0142a kopu\u0142a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>jak cyrk \u2013 to Sejm, kolejna w\u0142adzy formu\u0142a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Partaczka si\u0119 tam zagnie\u017adzi\u0142a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>i wszystko spartaczy\u0142a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Boj\u0105 si\u0119 inne kaczki.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jak to b\u0119dzie bez partaczki?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ten kto nie z nami ten g\u0142upiec.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Naszej kaczki nie mo\u017cna upiec.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A\u017c spad\u0142a na kaczki korona<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>wirus \u2013 on partaczk\u0119 pokona.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oficer j\u0105 we\u017amie w ramiona<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>i kaczka posiedzi do dzwona.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kaczka partaczka W Warszawie opodal krzaczka, mieszka\u0142a kaczka partaczka. Lecz zamiast przegl\u0105da\u0107 teczki, do ludzi robi\u0142a wycieczki. Raz posz\u0142a do wicepremiera. S\u0105downictwo mi doskwiera. Ten pogoni\u0142 oficera i nic kaczki nie uwiera. Tu\u017c obok by\u0142a kopu\u0142a jak cyrk \u2013 to Sejm, kolejna w\u0142adzy formu\u0142a. Partaczka si\u0119 tam zagnie\u017adzi\u0142a i wszystko spartaczy\u0142a. Boj\u0105 si\u0119 inne kaczki. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":183,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/htb.com.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Jaros\u0142aw-Kaczy\u0144ski.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/htb.com.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22967","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/htb.com.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/htb.com.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/htb.com.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/htb.com.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22967"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/htb.com.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22967\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22969,"href":"https:\/\/htb.com.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22967\/revisions\/22969"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/htb.com.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/htb.com.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22967"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/htb.com.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22967"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/htb.com.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22967"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}